Mushroom Kingdom Police responded this morning to a major accident involving eight karts on Toad's Turnpike.
Authorities report that the accident occurred when a baby driver, traveling at approximately 80 miles-per-hour, suddenly lost control of his kart upon hitting a banana peel on the road and then being struck by lightning.
Traffic was stalled for several hours, and multiple drivers were transported to a local hospital with minor injuries. The baby driver is currently being held in police custody under suspicion of driving under the influence.
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