Dear Video Game Expert: Bad Guys Suck!S

DEAR VIDEO GAME EXPERT: Where do the bad guys go when they die? Some say they go to hell, others say they just rot in the ground. But the thing is, when I kill them, their bodies just disappear after a little while. What happened to the bodies?!- ALT165

ALT165: There is a special place in hell for bad guys, but most of us have to wait a very long time before they get there! At first, it seems like things are going great! You spend all this time together, but then they just disappear. They don't call or text you back. It's super frustrating! When you finally do get a hold of them, they end up saying, "This is it, I've had enough," which makes zero sense 'cause like we hadn't seen each other in a month. *sigh* Love is a ruthless game, and bad guys are nothing but trouble, trouble, trouble. Hang in there, okay? Promise me you won't kill anymore of your ex's. Believe me, everything will be alright if we just keep dancing like we're 22, ooh-ooh!


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