If Kim Jong-un Married Contra...

...the end result would be something quite similar to Moneyhorse Games "Glorious Leader" where a 2D, feisty Jong-un takes on the might of the US army imperialist forces. Instead of the expected backlash, there seems to be quite some positive feedback coming from the games glorious teaser trailer:

Jong-hu riding a unicorn? ✔
Dennis Rodman? ✔

I'm sold on the "Glorious" bit of the game all right. Let's hope Moneyhorse Games gets their game out to the public before Jong-un sends an elite squad of North Korean assassins / hackers and remakes the game in a way where you just press a button and he wins. Every time.

If Kim Jong-un Married Contra...