Congratulations! You have just been given a baby to take care of. A real tiny human who you can mold into the perfect person.
There's no turning back now. You must take care of this baby. Much like Professor Oak, I'm not sure if it's a boy or a girl. You can check on that later. Right now I need your coolest, nerdiest video game, cartoon or anime name for your baby. Remember you need two, and they have to be names you might actually name a real human being. Because as much as I want a son named Banjo...
Here are my choices:
Boy - Jet (Cowboy Bebop)
Girl - Samus (Metroid)
What names do you choose?