TAY Time Chat: BUTTSLIDE

BUTTSLIDE

TAY Time Chat: BUTTSLIDE

SUCH SPORTS

TAY Time Chat: BUTTSLIDE

WOAH ATHLETICSM

TAY Time Chat: BUTTSLIDE

MUCH ASTROS

News Roundup!

  • Obviously, buttslide. Also Case Keenum rox my sox off and doesn't look like a serial killer, which is a bonus. And Kubiak had a stroke and sadly the game didn't improve. Plus more sports sports sports at Deadspin which I already linked to, you have fingers to click through, etc.
  • Wicked midair plane collision captured by the goofs who jumped out of the planes for fun not moments earlier. This is most assuredly a case of life imitating art. 3 guesses as to Michael Bay's next film and the first two don't count.
  • Protip: if you're burglarizing a house, don't attempt to remove objects from the vicinity of the sleeping homeowner, especially if said homeowner is a champion tomahawk thrower.
  • In the weirdest news of the day, 10 inmates enrolled in a chess program at Cook County Jail challenged chess prodigy Timur Gareev to 10 simultaneous games, while he was blindfolded, and they all lost. And as proof that the chess program is really helping with rehabilitation, no shankings ensued.

Song of the Day!

SHUT UP IT'S CATCHY

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