Hey guys, welcome to bad visual pun time chat! Yeah, not apologizing for this. But it really is too quiet around here. Problem is, the article I want to write comparing FPS to TPS just won't flow, so I can't help alleviate the weird emptiness going on today. Oh well, here's the news.
- I'm not sure I want to know how a mountain biking accident caused this man to have an erection for seven weeks straight, but rest assured, doctors fixed it and he can now have satisfactory intercourse again.
- Apparently there's a woman who has a collection of over 500 porcelain babies in fuzzy snow/white bunny suits.
- The EU (as fond of warning labels as California) has put its foot down on Danish cinnamon rolls, claiming that the amount of cinnamon used has the potential to cause liver damage. Denmark is obviously not too happy about this.
I didn't think it was possible to combine ice skating and riverdance but this Team USA Olympian figured it out for the US National Championships. It's pretty damn wild.
And of course everyone should be excited that Nach is back to fill out the other days of the week, because where would we be without news and booze? Bored to death, that's where.