Watch_Dogs never seems to get any closer, much like pay-day, or that big lottery win you're waiting on, and seems to have been delayed once more to January 1st... in 85 years time.

Still, at this rate, you can consider your pre-order deposit for the PS3 version an investment into one wicked pension payout for a game that will no-longer exist on a console that will be almost a century-forgotten.

Watch_Dogs Delayed Again... For a Long Time.

But seriously. DAT PRICE.